NERD-BURGER
Hi. We're a burger full of nerds. One Head Nerd running the kitchen and twenty-four Sliders— each a specialist in one part of the human body — reading PubMed so you don't have to. Ask any health question in plain English. The Head Nerd picks the right Sliders, they scour the actual research, and we write you back an answer you can understand. With receipts.
Plain English
Not medical jargon. Y8 reading level. Actual sentences that end in full stops.
Every answer cited
Click any study. Read it yourself. We don't hide behind "a study said."
Honest when we don't know
No fake confidence. If the evidence is weak we say so — out loud, in the answer.
Red flags flagged
The nerds will tell you when to stop reading and go see an actual doctor.
Meet the 24 Sliders
One Slider per body system. Ordered by ICD-11, served in any combination.
- Neurology & Nervous System
- Ophthalmology & Vision
- Ear, Nose & Throat
- Cardiovascular
- Respiratory
- Gastrointestinal & Hepatology
- Endocrine, Nutrition & Metabolic
- Renal & Urology
- Musculoskeletal & Rheumatology
- Dermatology
- Mental Health & Psychiatry
- Obstetrics & Maternity
- Gynaecology & Women's Health
- Men's Health
- Paediatrics & Child Health
- Geriatrics & Older Persons
- Haematology
- Oncology
- Infectious Disease
- Immunology & Allergy
- Emergency & Critical Care
- Rehabilitation, Pain & Palliative
- Public Health & Preventive Medicine
- Dental & Oral Health
How the Sliders work
- 01
Head Nerd reads your question
The Big Burger figures out which Sliders know the most about it. Compound questions fan out to several Sliders at once (PCOS + mental health? Both get involved).
- 02
Sliders raid the literature
PubMed, Europe PMC, trial registries, dozens more — all at once. Nothing scraped from anywhere we shouldn't be.
- 03
Rank by the evidence pyramid
Big systematic reviews beat a single case report. We sort them so the strongest evidence comes first — not the loudest.
- 04
Head Nerd writes it up — with receipts
Plain answer, every claim linked to a real study. No dosing, no diagnosing, and a clear note when something is between you and your doctor.
NerdBurger is not medical advice. We read research and explain it. We don't know your history, your meds, your allergies, your context — a real clinician does. If anything here sounds like it matters for you, take it to someone who knows you.